Grow a Mustache, Change the World

nathan352 — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 16:59:30 +0000

Growing a Mustache is a way for each man, large and small, to get in touch with his inner manhood. During the 70s, mustache’s had nearly unanimous acceptance; women melted at the sight and men reached a historic apex in self confidence, physical fitness, and overall manliness. This reality has faded from social consciousness in the last 30 years. Gone are the days when men brazenly touted wieldy tufts of hair perched on their upper lips. This glorious period in our history was a time when all men were encouraged to embrace their inner man and don their very best stache.

Some notable examples:

Tom Selleck and his archetypal stache. It actually cannot be shaved.

Hulk Holgan. A facial hair legend. Still going strong today.

Gone are these glorious days. Today, we have no leadership. We are a lost gender.

Now, the only mustaches we see undermine everything a good stache represents:

MJ, an embarrasment to the stache community.

Stache for Cash will change all of this. Stache for Cash is founded on this basic principle: All men deserve a mustache.

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nathan352 — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 16:36:27 +0000

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